17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako

1. “You mess, akpu fly
gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still
used to pain.

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say

‘are we safe?'” The ajepako was strong with
this one.

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.” HOW,
ABEG?
4. U enta plane wit candle cos u no trust nepanepa.
5. 2 kuli kuli attack ur village,nobody escape.”  I can't forget this one
The kuli kuli must have been a badass.
6. you mess, Babangida repeat primary 1".

primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it?

7.  “The finest girl for your village, na
monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us?

8. “The strongest man for your village,
na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense.

9. “The tallest man for your village dey
use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi? e mean say una village people No tall pass "house fly"

10. “The richest man for your village
dey use shovel drink garri.”

Wetin concern me?
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain.

12. “you poo here, poo here, poo here,
dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz.

13. “you bombastic element.”

Still don’t know what this means, but it used
to pain.

14. “American dusting powder.”    
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.

15. “Born by mistake.”

Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your
wedding day.”  

The most annoying answer to “what?”

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba
shoemaker.” lol  

When you hear this song, you know there is
hole somewhere.


lemme not say them all... OYA ADD YOURS