Just when you notice any of these signs in the exam hall, you don't need a prophet to assure you that the witches and wizards in your village actually followed you into the exam hall
1. If you carry an expo into the exam hall and your own handwriting becomes illegible to read when you unwrapped the expo
2. You bought a pen and tested it on a paper before entering into the exam hall. After writing your name and matric number on your answer booklet, your pen stopped working, and the invigilator insisted on not allowing you to go out to buy another one nor ever borrow one. Immediately after your blank answer booklet was collected your pen started working
3. You didn't read for an exam and applied formation with the most brilliant student in your department, only for you to get into the exam hall and the invigilators rearranged you, putting you in the midst of the olodos in your class
4. You were queuing at your school ATM and a man came and politely asking you give him the chance to withdraw before you. This got angry you angry and you began to heap loads of insults to the man. The next day, you entered into the exam hall and found out he's the chief invigilator of your hall
5. If a lecturer has been threatening with you carry over unless you leave for girlfriend for him to bleep but you no gree hear word. Only for you to enter into the exam hall and finds out he's the invigilator giving out exam booklets and question paper. Even if he gives your question and answer paper, I swear e no go allow you turn neck at all; D *
6. If you carry an expo in the exam hall, upon your expo, you're still disturbing other students to teach you so that you will not fail, meanwhile those ones dey use dia own brain ooo
7. Barely three minutes the exam commenced someone called your name and you answered, the lecture tells you to stand up and summit. Meanwhile you have not written anything oooo
8. When the invigilator says "stop writing and submit your booklet" but you continue writing to finish up, only for him to come close to you and tear your script.
10. If you supported Lanicky during Miss Nairaland Contest, unknown to you that the person sitting next to you in the exam hall is Mimzy's campaign manager. You tapped him on the shoulder for assistance and you discover he was Mimzy's Campaign Manager. *i swear you don already fail that course if you didn't read for it*
I drop my pen
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